First of all: Collecting driftwood is apart of my judoublegalo b

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Villas - First of all: Collecting driftwood is apart of my judoublegalo belief system. If you would like the driftwood to be on the beach, it's not going to stay put. It's going to move around. Leaving the wood alone is like walking past money. Good idea-- tell us to leave it on the beach so you can make a pilgrimage to the sand to scoop it up and profit. If you see anyone by the water picking up driftwood and you put your ear up to their knee; did you know that you can actually hear a voice say, "what the heck are you doing?" Stay salty chicks.

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Print Publication Date: 
12/29/2021