I am planning on taking my cooler, beach chair and a half dozen

Stone Harbor - I am planning on taking my cooler, beach chair and a half dozen solo cups to the Borough building parking lot and enjoying some cold beers. I may bring a bottle of cheap wine and my paddle ball game. Did I mention I’m going to then drive home? It will be just like a day at the Stone Harbor beach! I will probably get a parking ticket. Anyone in the beach patrol or police see the front page of the Atlantic City Press?