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A rich man dies and goes to heaven. He did little to help others when on earth. An angel meets him and takes him to his new home inside the pearly gates. They walk by a mansion. The man asks, “Who lives here?” The angel answers, “It belongs to one of your servants.” The man thinks, “If this is where my servant lives, imagine the palace I will get!” The two finally come to a tiny bungalow. The man explodes, “This must be a mistake!” The angel replies, “There is no mistake, sir. Your good deeds on earth are the materials you send us to work with. This is the best we could do.”

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