I read the Spout Offs every week. I am not impressed, in fact embarrassed when I read Spouts from someone who identifies themself from our tiny island making reticulated comments that are nonsensical. Is there someone purposely trying make our tiny borough look foolish, or is there an individual from somewhere else playing a bad joke? What ever the case, you are an idiot. However, I must say tongue in cheek entertaining. Sad but true. Time to get a life. your attempt as a comedian will keep you hungry and crying. The laugh is on you!