Just read your comment standards.

Cape May - Just read your comment standards. Off-topic, irrelevant, and lack of substance but that's my entire repertoire, my schtick! What am I supposed to do write about? Politics, inflation, How I wasted my vote last time because I fell in love with a democrat. She said I'd save the world from a lunatic. Who knew she meant the other guy!..you guys said you print humor.....