We, Avalon liberals have decided not to move to Camden or some such place. Instead, we will stay here and bug you incessantly with our liberal, Marxist, socialist, commie-pinko, secular, anti-American, Godless, bleeding-heart, unpatriotic, living-Constitution, pro-immigration values and philosophies. Everyone but those of the Avalon spouter's mentality will understand the sarcasm of my remarks.