To the North Cape May spouter who claimed that the "dot-com age"

Woodbine - To the North Cape May spouter who claimed that the "dot-com age" is composed of rude, impatient people, that we should revert back to the age of rotary phones and thinking of only driving while driving: I tried putting a rotary on my cell phone, but I couldn't see my screen to see if I was "ro-texting" actual words, or even to somebody. Additionally, I tried to only think of driving while driving, but I'm not much of a multi-tasker, so I pulled over in order to think. This made me late for work and I got in trouble by my impatient, sometimes rude, dot-com boss and workplace.