The Herald just ran an article that a local Resident Found Over

Wildwood - The Herald just ran an article that a local Resident Found Over 20 Dead Birds on a Villas Beach. I am sure that the birds learned of the discussion to build off-shore wind turbines near the Wildwoods and then collectively imagined flying into these future turbine blades causing them to mass suicide event. Darn you people who keep trying to bring about green technology to slow up the non-existent Global Warming! Stop scaring to death the whales, dolphins and birds.