What this country needs is fewer celebrities and more nobodies who live ordinary lives, cope bravely, do a little good in the world, enjoy a few pleasures, and never, never get their names in the media or their faces on TV. We crave heroes to admire and emulate and we get a parade of errant politicians, mad exhibitionists, overpaid athletes and untalented entertainers. One word of caution to the novice collector of nobodies, there's no such thing as a prominent nobody.