I think a medieval themed convenience store would be a better choice. We could model it after a European medieval castle complete with towers, a drawbridge and decorative mout The security guard inside could wear a suit of Armour and instead of shorties they could sell turkey legs and cabbage soup. At the gas pumps the attendants could dress as jesters and once an evening they could have jousting. What does my lady say?
Moderator's Note: Fanciful to say the least !!!