I own a home in the Crest, and I rent a house in central Jersey.

Wildwood Crest - I own a home in the Crest, and I rent a house in central Jersey. I spend equal amounts of time at both locations. What does this make me? Am I shoebie or seabillie? Will I be embraced, or do I have to worry about people coming to my home with pitchforks, torches, and ropes? If people are afraid, I suggest they put lamb's blood on their door mantel and stay inside until this passes over.