To everyone who voted for Donald Trump: thanks for putting this man back in the White House. Donald Trump gave a press conference and said: “No water comes out of the shower” because of Democrats. Trump also discussed military action in Panama and Greenland, renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, all while calling America a “horrible place.” Did you people who voted for him not listen to him? Democracy aside, we had the opportunity to keep sanity in the White House, but no, that wasn’t good enough for you all.