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West Wildwood

Pete Hegseth has vowed “not to drink” as defense secretary. Well that’s a relief. Wouldn’t want our Defense Secretary to be doing the 3 martini lunch everyday. In other news, Pete’s mother, who has called Pete an abuser of women, is calling Senators and lobbying on his behalf. I wonder how many other cabinet nominees, both past and present, needed their mom’s to call senators on their behalf? Sounds like something Adam Goldberg’s mom would do.

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