This gave me a laugh, I hope it does the same for you: While shopping at the mall, a guy and his wife split up to shop for their stuff. After awhile the wife text her husband "where are you?" The husband says "remember when we we got engaged and were shopping for a ring at that fancy jewelry store here in the mall? At the time we were broke and couldn't afford the really nice ring you liked. I promised someday I would return to that jewelry store to buy that ring for you?" The wife all excited says "yes, I remember!" The husband says "Well I'm in the golf shop next door”
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