Another year, another near death experience.

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Stone Harbor - Another year, another near death experience. As I was walking back from the craft fair, I almost got plowed down by a Ferrari (a type of car worth over $800,000). While I was in the crosswalk, the owner sped up, revving the engine high into the RPMs and sped off. I tripped getting out of the way, only to realize I had a huge gash and I needed to get 29 stitches. Stone Harbor police need to direct traffic next year, or more elderly will injure themselves, like I did.

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8/15/2018
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