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We need more sharks in Stone Harbor! Mary Lee has visited us again. How much did we pay to have a graphic designer brand us? What did they come up with? A seahorse? That’s the best they could do? Sea horses aren’t even from here. They are wimpy little nothings of a fish that look more like what’s at the bottom of a basket of old onion rings than the proud mascot of our great town. Now sharks, on the other hand, are native to our waters. They are resistant to cancer, rheumatism, and depression. Join me in chumming our waters. Attract more of our noble neighbors.

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