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Sea Isle City

Papal elections would be a lot quicker and simpler if candidates for the office were just run by the spouter from Cape May who thinks he knows more about picking a pope than the Holy Spirit. Until the Holy Spirit knocks on his door to find out who the next pope should be, I recommend he put his 20 bucks per week in escrow and keep it in a safe place.

6 years ago Share

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