Trump is changing America to true greatness by boldly raging war

Rio Grande - Trump is changing America to true greatness by boldly raging war on the things that are destroying our morality. Football players now have been reformed to show proper respect for our country, and the war on Christmas has brought joy to our holiday season once again. He has also saved our history and our culture by saving the confederate generals while using Charlottesville to bring America together in peaceful and harmonious unity. And his tweets of truthiness constantly shame the lying fake news. Trump is truly bombastic leading our nation, and I can hardly wait to see what he tackles next.