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Ocean City

The ocean lifeguarding test consists of a run and a swim. Congratulations! You got there! It does not consist of "manhandling" lifeless bodies through the surf to the shore so that lifesaving procedures can begin. No, sixteen year old girls cannot perform the later, when seconds matter, and therefore should not be ocean lifeguards.

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