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North Wildwood - Why does the N. Wildwood fire boat ride up and down the shore all day long. Wouldn't a lifeguard on a jet ski be more efficient. I haven't seen many fires out there. The boat could make some money by towing an advertising sign. Why don't women look at a rear view mirror before they put that thong on. Men when your belly prevents you from wearing your bathing suit around your waist. Wear suspenders to pull your trunks up from your knees. Tent clans should leave an isle for seniors to navigate. The flag poles will need a light on top soon. Irish keep your tops on. Painful to watch you burn.

Moderator's Note: 
All that advice and it was Free!!
Print Publication Date: 
9/21/2022