Beach rules.

North Wildwood - Beach rules. Moms don't pull your young sons bathing suit down so he can pee in the ocean. Do it naturally like the adults. Surfers over 40 who look like Willie Nelson. Don't wear those form fitting wet suits. When you finally stand up in 3 inches of water. Time to end the ride. .When renting an umbrella, don't make the service kid carry it 3 blocks so you can meet your friends. When your umbrella covers my beach chair in shade, don't ask me to move my chair. Girls your body art looks like you are a serious burn victim. Men who look like they work in coal mines. Use some sun lotion please.