Three days before his presidential inauguration, Donald Trump launched a meme coin, a type of cryptocurrency whose value is buoyed by social media and Internet culture, rather than any sort of functionality or intrinsic value. 80% of the coin supply will be distributed to the coin's creators over the course of three years. No matter how you define $Trump, one thing remains clear: The structure of the coin is set up to siphon money out of MAGA retail investors for at least the next three years. $TRUMP coin currently sits at just under $27 per token — a 64 percent decrease from its all-time.