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If you wanted a sign from God of disapproval, you have it. Now MAGA, do your best to ignore it. A Pentagon source confirmed that if there's lightning in the Washington DC area, the Military Parade should be canceled or postponed. However as Lucifer would demand, a White House spokesperson pressed that regardless of Soldier safety, the show would go on.

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