Come on North Wildwood do some improvement at the outdoor concert site. Of all the outdoor concert sites on the Island we have the worst. The benches are made up of old railroad wood tracks. We are sitting on splinters, rusty nails and need to bring cushions. It's a pain in our butts. The restroom, forgetta about it. It stinks. And right near the dance floor no less. That's why you see all my friend's wearing masks when they go to dance. I'm 80 years old and afraid to dance there. People look at me and think I had an accident in my pants. I even wear those car scent things around my neck.
Moderator's Note: Glad to know you still want to dace at 80.