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North Wildwood

Of all the free concert venues, we have the worst one. The wooden benches, the band shell, and especially that smelly outhouse. We spend millions each year to pile sand on our beach. Idea. Rip up those old wooden benches and donate the wood to the bonfire on the beach. Then take those crap houses to a hazardous waste dump. Then take a ton of sand from the beach and spread it out. Now we can bring our chairs to sit on without getting hemorrhoids. Then take a peek at the Byrne Plaza restrooms. A homeless person can live inside that one. Even the Crest Superman never returned to our concerts.

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