MUA Employee Morale Officially Listed as Missing Management announced morale was “doing great,” moments before another employee quietly updated their résumé. Witnesses say the break room has more enthusiasm than the entire workforce. Rumors claim morale was last seen before contract talks and hasn’t been spotted since. HR is asking anyone with information to come forward, but employees say they’re too busy pretending everything’s fine until quitting time. Morale wasn’t lost… management just buried it under bad decisions, empty promises, and a mountain of “we’ll look into