You may think you keep an immaculately clean house, but dig deep
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Lower Township - You may think you keep an immaculately clean house, but dig deep enough, and you’re going to find some sand in the carpet. Some will rip it out over nothing, some will vacuum, yet some sand remains. So it is with the elusive cow emission. Some want to make flatulence a felony, and fail to realize there’s food attached, but cows don’t know any better, we do. Unauthorized release must be fined, some seemingly uncaring as to where and when.. Public places or royal events are highly discouraged. I hope you find this funny, unfortunately climate “Nitpickers” are serious. More urgent things await.