When I am King of the Beach, all beach chairs will face the wate

Lower Township - When I am King of the Beach, all beach chairs will face the water. Tired of people staring back at me while I sit in my beach chair facing the water. When I am King of the Beach, all beach towels will be shaken out at the back of the beach. Tired of having sand blown on me and my sandwich. When I am King of the Beach, all dug holes will be filled back in with sand before leaving the beach. Tired of falling in holes in the water at high tide and twisting my ankle. When I am King of the Beach, all ball playing and cornhole will be played at the back of the beach. Tired of ducking balls & bags