As a Conservative and a Catholic, the 2016 presidential election

Lower Township - As a Conservative and a Catholic, the 2016 presidential election is a moral quandary. Do I vote for the crazy one or the evil one? Bismarck’s “God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America” compels me to vote for the crazy fool who is in His care, since He has not yet vanquished evil. The devil you know is NOT better than the nutty one. I fear the evil one; we can handle the wacky one. Can the reader identify who’s who?