Based on a skit by Ron White. What is the proper decision? Your sitting in a bar drinking in private, perhaps slightly drunk. You say something to a bouncer, didn't think it was offensive, he did. Unbeknownst, you are taken from private and hurled into public.The exact same moment two officers arrive, you arrive into public via air travel, but they did not see any means of propulsion. When they ask if you’re OK, vodka breath and slurred speech say you’re drunk, and may be arrested for drinking in public. You say I was drinking in private and then thrown into public. Are you drunk in public?