I thought the Mayors idea to combat the coyotes on the old dump is genius. A large bowl filled with steel ball bearings, covered with coyote food set in the street. BALL BEARINGS + COYOTE FOOD = COYOTE DINNER. Then we get one of the old city trash truck and mount a 10 ga-zillion powered, horseshoe shapped magnet on it ( has to be horse shoe shaped- they are the only ones that work) then WALAA! ET flips the ACME power supply and the coyotes and pulled into the trash truck and can be safely relocated to Elmer, NJ. ONLY A SUPER GENIUS COULD COME UP WITH SUCH A FOOL-PROOF IDEA! BRILLIANT!!
Moderator's Note: You are really getting a little TOO Wiley Coyote for this neighborhood....who says Elmer welcomes Coyotes ?