I keep hearing all this chatter about “the straits being closed”… and I’ve gotta ask—closed to who exactly? Ghost boats? I was out crabbing today by the trestle near Diamond Point and must’ve counted a small navy out there—boats, canoes, sailboats—all cruising through like it was a grand opening, not a shutdown. Either I completely missed the memo… or somebody’s been hitting the funny weed a little too hard and started a waterfront conspiracy theory.