I am upset that the Herald refuses to run the story of my receiving the runner-up award for the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize related to my settlement of the long standing conflict between Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner by halting the distribution of weapons from ACME Inc.
Moderator's Note: You have to stand in line for that kind of coverage because first we need to report the winners of the "house with the greenest grass in winter" contest and then we can get to the Wiley E Cayote conflict. Take a number and get in line. thanks for the best laugh of the day.