“I am really starting to sour on this president. What is going through Trump’s mind? ‘What did the pope say? He wants what? Dialogue? Peace? He wants to choose the noblest aspirations of mankind, to show humanity at its greatest articulation? [Beep] that loser! That guy is a loser! [Beep] that guy. Who died and made him — oh, I’m sorry? That is who died? OK. And there was a vote? White smoke?” — JON STEWART