I am jealous, no envious, of the lifestyle of that solar baked silver haired individual I see scurrying about on the boardwalk every time I'm up there. You know, the guy with the same grey pants, formerly white sweatshirt and light green soled sneakers? That resides in the catacombs of the former Splash Zone & Dracula's Castle site? Never without an open can of beer in a brown bag? I now see my mission. I aspire to emulate his modus operandi. Discard all my possessions, run over my phone with a steamroller, and just.....LIVE!