I would like to extend my deepest apologies to the trash collect

Dennisville - I would like to extend my deepest apologies to the trash collectors of Dennis Township. Apparently, every single trash can I own said or did something to the men and women of the MUA to warrant extreme physical abuse. Broken wheels, cracked bottoms and even missing handles. I can only surmise that my trash cans were posed in a mocking manner, gave them a dirty look, or did something totally egregious to deserve such punishment. I'm sorry that this had to take place, and wanted to let it be known that I will give those now damaged trash cans a stern talking to.