I would like to thank all of the tourists for clogging up our streets, filling up all of the parking spaces and drowning out all of the sounds of nature with their blaring music and loud parties. It wouldn't be summer without the crowds, bar fights and inappropriately dressed teens swearing on the family Boardwalk. As a local, it is constantly thrown down our throats that we "need" them to survive. Soon the police force, ambulance crew and local hospitals will be flooded with visitors who felt their money bought them free reign void of rules and safety. Good luck locals and lock your doors.
Moderator's Note: ...but we do need them to survive. It's a tourist area. Don't just be negative, put your energy toward improving the roads which don't stall traffic.