Actually involved in espionage or collusion to do so against the United States=18 counts (in a real federal court not a sideshow or show-pony display) "maybe" fibbing or lying about how much equity you have = 34 counts, pretty sure everyone that graduated high school and isn't currently high sees exactly what's happening here. And, let me ask everyone here, were you all completely honest on every line of every form you've ever filled out ? It's ok, if you're not running for office or trying to hide tip money you'll be fine