If you want to "secure" your precious boardwalk how about first enforcing some rules on pile plopping dogs, nitwits on scooters & bicycles, crack pipes & knives for sale, drunken adults, mass loitering and your wacky outdated full speed ahead tram cars? No, wait! We'll install more posts off the boardwalk to combat "terrorism". Such a solution!
Moderator's Note: Wait!! We love those wacky outdated tram cars!!!