New Jersey is the place to be, Liberals screaming is the life fo

Cape May/Phila - New Jersey is the place to be, Liberals screaming is the life for me, beaches spreading out so far and wide, Keep Manhattan just give me that Sea Isle side!
Philadelphia is where I'd rather stay, Shootings happen almost every day, I just adore that Broad st. view, Cape May I love but give me smog residue! Geez, the "Green acres" song is so easy!