Summertime is coming for the beaches!

Cape May - Summertime is coming for the beaches! Here are "the rules" - No ... dogs, unruly kids, frisbees, volleyball playing, badminton, kites, farting, rafts, coolers larger than a shoebox, alcohol, cigars, cigarettes, chew/dip, fold-up chairs, umbrellas unless anchored down to the sand, hole digging, sun bathing without a permit/beach tag, water-proof sunblock so we don't pollute the water, barefoot on boardwalk, feeding sea gulls, plastic of any type, fires, grills, canopies, glass, keep off dunes and Welcome to the Jersey shore!!! These are "real rules" folks! Just where I want to be...