The poor lonely lifeguards? Are you kidding?

Cape May - The poor lonely lifeguards? Are you kidding? They spend their days surrounded by 14-17 yr old girls.When they are not screaming at middle age men for standing in water up to their chests. You are better off thanking the poor tagger who just put a band aid on your kids boo-boo. Or gave you direction to a nice dining spot. Too late now!