Oh, the horror!

Cape May - Oh, the horror! The Stone Harbor complaint about the smoke from fire pits and it's only March. It's just a matter of time for the familiar rants from the Seven Mile Island as the summer season approaches. Oh, the horror! Gas powered lawn equipment noise. Bicyclist without helmets. Contractors making noise on the weekends. Dog "poo" on the beach. Pickleball court times. Long lines for the local homemade ice cream store. Speeding golf carts. Oh, the horror! "Please pass the Grey Poupon".