I want my accountant to use the Trump model for my returns next

Cape May - I want my accountant to use the Trump model for my returns next year. I don't want to pay ANY federal taxes while living a lavish lifestyle at the expense of other non-rich Americans who pay taxes every year. Oh, and I want to declare business losses, write them off, and STILL live a lavish life. Now that truly is the "Art of the Deal'!!