As a conservative I think children should not allowed to attend

Cape May - As a conservative I think children should not allowed to attend or watch the Mummers Parade and be indoctrinated into that "lifestyle." I mean guys wear colorful dresses, feathers, boas, makeup and gold satin shoes, and prance around the street! And any book on Mummers should be banned from school libraries. I mean Mummers make a Las Vegas drag show look like a church picnic! Join me and save the children!