Lets put together the 1st annual Spout Off Boxing Match!

Cape May County - Lets put together the 1st annual Spout Off Boxing Match! It would be great! All proceeds will go to charity.
The line up could be: Barking dog complainers vs Parking complainers, Locals vs Summer locals ,Christians vs Atheist ,Donkeys vs Elephants ,Disrespectful flag flyers vs Baby haters, CM complainers vs SH Complainers , Not sure who to put the chicken and weed people against ,Maybe SIC Complainers ,What do you think? We can get food trucks and a band. It’ll be fun!