I’m thinking I’m just going to move into my car now and avoid th

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Cape May County - I’m thinking I’m just going to move into my car now and avoid the whole slow decline thing. Seems the good people I’ve sold my house to will let me sublet part of my old driveway so I have a safe place to sleep, and the cops won’t stop by to ask what going on. I’ve put curtains in the window, and a plant outside to make it nice and homey. With apparent benefits few, there is but one, I’ve thought this through, seems near my steering wheels the place to be. A flood coming or so I’m told, we can’t run, moms too old so we’re both sleeping in the car just in case. Wave as you pass on by!

Print Publication Date: 
9/20/2023