If big Tech made cars: For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off. Every time they repaint the lines on the road you have to buy a new car, and you just accept that. They promise you your data is safe with us. A week later your picture is on the internet changing your pants in the back seat.