At first I was gonna go full bore Elmer Fudd on the squirrels who chewed off the corner of my shed and part of my lawnmower, but I decided to leave the score at squirrels 1 me 0 and call it a day. You have to know how to pick your battles, because we only have so much time on this earth, and truth be told, we are nothing but a scratch on the coffee table of life.This is actually a true story, with my attempt at humor added for your enjoyment or ridicule, you decide, because I’m laughing either way. I need to convince the squirrel to lose its taste for shed. Any tips where nothing gets hurt?