Can't wait for the new batch of MAGA Spout Spining for this one. Donald Trump, a self-procaimed Christian for no one knowns for which demonination, opted to skip Easter service and instead went on a bizarre tour of Washington, D.C. taking a “ceremoniously slow” presidential motorcade tour around Memorial Circle where he hopes to build an arch honoring himself. A new way MAGA way to praise Jesus, profain laced threats of committing war crimes on TruthSocial.